Sometimes, Bill just nails them…

I don’t know that there’s any better way to sum up the world than what Bill had to say:

I’ve seen stories indicating that Tom Cruise is visiting your countries and wowing you.

Please, Rest of the World, listen to us on this one: Tom Cruise may look tiny and cute like a Ken doll, but he is a gigantic, scary asshole. Please do not giggle and throw him parades. Thank you.

Now there.  Doesn’t that seem to have everything covered?  And check below – how often do you think you’ll find Bill Harris and Tom Cruise listed together in the tags for an article?
[tags]DubiousQuality, Bill Harris, Tom Cruise[/tags]