The most valuable supply of worthlessness on the web
A bit of weak humor from a cow-orker:
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
It looks like Mechanix Illustrated was already running an advertisement targetted at Paris Hilton nearly 35 years ago. Click the ‘More’ link below to see the full advertisement.
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A cow-orker shared this product idea with me, and I figured I needed to pass it on. I know this will offend someone (and likely many someones), but I laughed enough to risk that. Bear witness to the Mexi-Cannon. It does just what you’d think.
Illegal Mexicans got you down? You’d like to deport them, but think of all the paperwork and the long drive to toss them over the border.
But now, deporting Mexicans is as easy as saying “Go home, invader!” if you use…
Not only was he a fan of the village people, he likes him some donuts, too. Jesus rawks.
[tags]Stupid Signs, Jesus loves donuts[/tags]
Since I’m enjoying the whole LOLcat phenomenon so much, I feel obligated to point out the origins of LOLcat, as told by Ape Lad.
Not many people know this, but my great grandfather Aloysius “Gorilla” Koford, was also a cartoonist. From 1912-1913 he produced a comic strip which was featured in 17 newspapers, including the Philadephia Star-Democrat, the Tampa Telegraph, and the Santa Fe Good-Newser.
The strip was entitled “the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats” and featured the exploits of one Meowlin Q. Kitteh (a sort of cat hobo-raconteur) and his young hapless kitten friend, Pip. The strip did not last long due to a run-in my great-grandfather had with none other than William Randolph Hearst.
I believe this is one of the finest secondary effects of an interpipe meme, and hope others jump on the bandwagon. (via boingboing, which links to additional origins stories)
[tags]The origin of LOLcats, LOLcats can has beginning here?[/tags]
Did I tell you I enjoy this meme? Well, it continues. Check out scenes from the LOLcky Horror Picture Show for more meme goodness.
I has a h0bby. (via boingboing)
[tags]LOLcky Horror Picture show[/tags]
More of my stupid signs discoveries.
[tags]Stupid signs, Planning for emergencies far in advance[/tags]
I’m not really sure just what this means. Anyone grok it?
I found the image while surfing the interpipes for stupid signs. Expect more samples in the coming weeks.
[tags]Stupid signs, Deliveries in rear[/tags]
I love this meme. I like LOLeverything! I’m now loopy on LOLbots!
Go. Read. LOL. (via boingboing)
[tags]LOLbots[/tags]
When using email, remember that it is so important to check the To line before sending.
The Steelers confirmed yesterday that one of their employees sent an “inappropriate e-mail” message from the club office to “unintended recipients” last week, violating club and NFL policy.
ProFootballTalk.com, an online blog written by Mike Florio, first reported that Steelers line coach Larry Zierlein inadvertently forwarded an e-mail he received from Doug Whaley, the Steelers’ pro personnel coordinator, to multiple high-level team employees and their secretaries throughout the NFL, including commissioner Roger Goodell.
Oooops.
[tags]Check your email recipients before sending[/tags]
Since I recently posted my article referencing the LOLcats phenomenon, I felt I had to post this xkcd comic which also references that soon-to-be-known-as-a ‘net meme.
[tags]xkcd on LOL cats[/tags]
While waiting for the City of Heroes servers to come back online today, I decided to tour the LOL cats gallery I knew. This led to a brief but entertaining LOLcats addiction, including Cheezburger time and the Dropline gallery, too. Sure, there’s some overlap, but the funnah makes t3h intarw3b go around.
