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Information you have no need for. Ever. Usually about me, but possibly about other trivial crap in the world.
In recognition of the coming Christmas holiday, we at the Blahg would like to share the following video which represents our Tennessee home especially well.
It almost makes me feel at home.
[tags]Christmas at the Trailer Park, Christmas, Trailer Park, Holidays, YouTube, White Trash[/tags]
Idiocy at work:
[tags]Rocket boom, Stupid, Idiot[/tags]
This is such a minor story that it really should be worth mentioning here, but I have a reason. Today, there were several wrecks in Virginia caused by a 20-mile trail of spilled chicken grease.
The Virginia State Police say the smelly grease caused at least four accidents and several spinouts. One person was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.
Police Sergeant Joe Bunting describes it as a “glassy film” that made the road slick and left a “really funky” odor.
Really, nothing big, right? Well, I felt like pointing it out because of the charges the driver faces:
Bunting says a truck hauling the grease left a Perdue Farms plant with a valve open and the grease poured onto northbound Route 13 before the driver was stopped near the Maryland line. He said the driver would be charged with losing his load. [emphasis mine]
Am I the only person in the world who reads these oddball accounts and laughs when drivers are charged with losing their loads? Am I the only one who reads that as the adult-movie phrase it clearly isn’t meant to be in these news stories?
[tags]Pr0n news, Losing his load, Chicken grease, traffic[/tags]
Got this from a cow-orker at my previous job shortly before I left. It really seems to match most folks’ experiences with email chain-letters.
I’m still waiting
I did what you told me…
I sent the email to 10 people like you said.
I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen
Yes, it’s a bit stupid. But I like the pic.
[tags]Stupid, I’m still waiting, Chain email[/tags]
I remember seeing this when the episode originally aired. It’s still one of my favorite Muppet bits. (via boingboing)
[tags]Muppets, Buddy Rich, Animal[/tags]
By the way – I found out on Monday of this week that I got it. So if it seems slower than normal, it’s because I’m focusing on getting ready for it.
I just shamelessly stole this picture from the Deadly Computer blog.
I’m sure that will offend someone.
[tags]Parade, I love a parade, Motivational poster[/tags]
I have nothing to add.
[tags]Dinosaurs, Dino tennis[/tags]
For me, I can’t imagine $50,000 for any kind of screw, even if it’s with a amazonian-sized redhead dominatrix wearing stilettos and fishnet stockings who will sing Wagnerian opera to me while I’m tied up and getting whipped like the dirty dog I am (but hey, that’s just my thing). But for a platinum corkscrew with 18K gold hook, it really seems to define stupidity of excess.
I can’t even imagine having so much money available that this would seem like a good purchase. Anyone? (via boingboing gadgets)
[tags]Corkscrew, 18K gold, Excess, Stupid, Amazonian dominatrix[/tags]
Stolen from Moonbuggy.org’s random images:
Go on – it’s OK to laugh at that.
[tags]I love you more[/tags]
On one side of the story, we have the daughter who claims her genitals were forcibly pierced by her mother to “make it uncomfortable to have sex.” The mother says the girl agreed to the piercing to help rebuild trust.
Prosecutor Steve Maresca said the mother called on a friend to shave the girl’s head and do the piercing after realizing that she had been having sex, including with the mother’s boyfriend.
Wait a minute. I think I see the real problem here. All this over a boyfriend? Clearly the daughter is a dirty little whorish Lolita, trying to steal the love-toy away from frigid and impersonal mama. Mama should just say “No” to the boyfriend a little less often and he’ll be less tempted by the younger tramp. That, or just get her in bed for an especially nasty threesome.
As a bonus, I caught this advertisement with the story, which has the headline “Girl: Mom forced genitalia piercing”
And I know it can happen – I just hope forced genital piercing doesn’t happen all that often. I couldn’t help but laugh at the close proximity of the ad and headline.
[tags]Genitalia, Forced piercing, Dirty little whore, Frigid, Lolita, It could happen[/tags]
So I really got in to Heroes last season, and I’m staying up-to-date (give or take 2 days) with each weeks’ episodes this season. I was so glad last season when they finally killed of Sylar. Now I’m so disappointed that he’s back. Worst. Villain. Evar! I expect he’ll be in the show the rest of the season, but I do keep hoping they’ll kill him off soon.
On a different note – I finally got a PSP last week. I bought the Star Wars pack not realizing it didn’t have a memory card (no, I didn’t read the box – thought Daxter and Star Wars boxes had the same extras except for the Family Guy UMD and which game was packed in), so now I have a game I’m not interested in and had to buy a memory stick. Bleh on that. I did just get the new PSP Castlevania today, and it feels goooood to play it. I’ve always liked the Castlevania games, but this one is a throwback to the days of my TurboGrafx and TurboDuo systems (which, by the way, I still have and which are still functional).
This one never was released in the US, but I did eventually manage to get an image off the Internet for it that worked on my (registered) Magic Engine emulator. I never played it much then, but I’m already playing it quite a bit on my PSP. It’s tough (but not Ghost n’ Goblins, Sinistar, or Ninja Gaiden tough), but there are lots of goodies and exploring to make it worth playing. It’s certainly not a dumbed down, anyone can win game like so many are these days.
[tags]Castlevania, PSP, TurboGrafx, TurboDuo, Gaming, Heroes, Useless[/tags]
