The most valuable supply of worthlessness on the web
I don’t like either, but I like my women bitter. Sure, it’s an acquired taste, but fortunately not hard to come by (comment not original to me). So, I prefer the 2nd video.
[tags]My Hump, Bitter women, Fergie, Alanis Morissette, Videos, Black Eyed Peas, Music videos[/tags]
Play much rock, paper, scissors? Well, you might if you had access to all the super-advanced play options in what can only be deemed Rock, paper, scissors – the next generation.
And there’s more where that came from. Oh so much more. That clip is but a small sample of the full-blown guide, so get over there and see what your RPS game is missing.
[tags]Rock/paper/scissors, Advanced RPS[/tags]
My brother shared this with me. As you might guess from the title, it is absolutely Not Safe For Work (NSFW).
Here is a video parody of REM’s End of the World as We Know It. Video included below the break.
Knoxville. My old stomping grounds. Seems some hicks near Knoxville found out they had a child-oriented sex-offender and decided to send him a message. Unfortunately, the message they sent him involved his wife dying in a fire.
Everybody in this little mountain community knew that Timothy Carl Chandler had been arrested on child pornography charges. It was in the newspaper and all over the TV news.
Two of Chandler’s neighbors decided to do something about it, police say. They’re accused of trying to scare him off by setting fire to his tiny house tucked away in a hardscrabble Appalachian hollow.
Chandler, 53, escaped from the flames. But his wife was killed in what authorities are calling an example of vigilante justice.
Ahem – that is, allegedly dying in a fire, or something like that. Wouldn’t want to poison the jury pool.
[tags]Stupid, Vigilante justice fail, Drinkin FTL![/tags]
[tags]I find your lack of faith disturbing, Star squirrels[/tags]
While checking out my YouTube page, I learned something I already knew.
I set up a YouTube account to store videos for my other site, but haven’t touched it in a while. I’d say that explains my lack of friends, but there’s so many other issues that cause that. 🙂
[tags]YouTube, My friends, Gamerdemos.com[/tags]
WTF is up with that? (via boingboing)
Get all the details on just what these alien looking craft are.
[tags]UFOs, Alien craft, WTF[/tags]
In a news announcement that absolutely boggles my mind, we find that Apple has sold 1 million iPhones as of today – weeks ahead of their predicted mark of the end of September.
Apple Inc. said Monday it sold its one millionth iPhone on Sunday, just 74 days after its introduction and ahead of its expectations to hit the mark by the end of September.
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Apple shares rose $3.97, or 3 percent to $135.69 in morning trading.
Hey – I’ll admit I screwed up and bought Bioshock on release day. My unwillingness to wait cost me $50. Those of you that bought the iPhone are now on the slowest data network out there, and out $600 (assuming you bought the high-end, which all my amazing readers would certainly do if they bought at all). Sure, Jobs is giving $100 back, but that’s in the form of iTunes credit, so many folks will end up spending more there, giving even more money to Apple.
So while this news baffles me, there’s no denying that Apple has elevated its cult status far beyond the early turn-of-the-century hold it had. And folks out there still can’t wait to stay ahead of others on the gadget train. Check back with me in 2010 – I’ll probably be ready to hope on the iPhone train then. Certainly no sooner, and maybe still not then. But maybe that’s because I still think a phone should be a phone – everything else is fluff.
And hey – the investors like it. Capitalism clearly knows more than I do.
[tags]WTF, iPhone, Apple, Early adopters, 1 million[/tags]
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You’ve bought your cool new gadget. You cut out the UPC. You fill out the rebate form. You photocopy everything you are sending in. You sent it all, wisely chosing registered mail so you know when it was delivered. And yet, you still don’t ever get your rebate. WTF?
Well, maybe somebody threw out your submission along with those from your 1299 closest friends?
This is a picture of the 1,300 unopened rebate forms a Mercury News reporter found in a dumpster near Vastech, a rebate processor for Fry’s Electronics.
When confronted, the company’s owner blamed it on a lazy employee who no longer works for Vastech and offered to process and sign checks for all of the envelopes in front of the reporter.
Reminds me of the scandal years back where so many Publisher’s Clearing House entries were found in the trash. Unfortunately, I cannot find a link to anything about that scandal, so you’ll have to either remember the issue yourself or trust my increasingly faulty memory.
I suppose this could explain why, nearly 9 years later, I’m still awaiting 2 rebate checks from CompUSA for memory and a hard drive. I’m starting to suspect I won’t actually get them, CompUSA contacts’ assurances to the contrary.
[tags]Unprocessed rebates, Consumerist, Rebates[/tags]
Since I just linked to a photoshopped to beautiful web article in my asides section, I felt compelled to post this Ugly Betty photochopped to skinny link to show more evidence of the attractive-is-not-attractive-enough mentality that runs rampant through so much of the glamour industry (movies, magazines, etc.).
And what do you know? Just like the actress in The Box and The Bunny, Ferrera has been photoshopped to be somewhat skinnier. It’s not horribly drastic, but apparent, nonetheless. Especially if you look at another photo of Ferrera from the magazine:
[original image snipped for posting here]
Ferrera is a real woman, and she has curves. 🙂
Well, apparently curves disturb some in the industry. So sad. (via boingboing)
[tags]Ugly Betty, Real women have curves, Photoshopped to beautiful, Photoshopping celebs[/tags]
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We’re all stupid at some point in our lives. Simple things like putting batteries in the correct way sometimes eludes even the best of us. But when you are going to rob a bank, be sure to use your smartest brain cells.
He told the teller not to do anything stupid.
Too bad the bank robber didn’t take his own advice.
After he robbed a Bank of America on West Hillsborough Avenue last December, court records say, Etni Ortiz left his resume behind — dropped it, actually, when the bank’s dye pack exploded. Police found it outside the bank in a pile of dye-stained money. There were also photos, one of Ortiz. The picture, too, was stained with red dye.
Nine days later, Ortiz robbed First State Bank at 5700 Clark Road in Sarasota, according to documents on file in U.S. District Court.
Well, so much for that spree. I think the resume is a stroke of genius in a way, though. Now, someone can help him properly update it so he can find a better job. They probably will also coach him to leave “Failed bank-robber” off the skills section, though. Maybe just put something like “Escaped bank premises with over $3000 in two robberies” without highlighting the getting caught nor leaving behind a resume bit. Hell, this makes me think I should start a bad criminal resume writing service.
[tags]Stupid criminals, Stupid, Bank robbery, Idiot, Moron, Resume writing skills, Dumb crook, Stupid robber[/tags]
